talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
this is literally the story of my LIFE
After just one taste of extra-creamy Pierre Robert, Brillat-Savarin, or Delice de Bourgogne, the sky gets brighter and smells seem sweeter.
an article about cheese filled with sexual innuendo
ITS LIKE THEY UNDERSTAND MY LIFE
I’m emotional don’t judge #m&ms #emotional #likewhitneyhoustonremix #foodismyxanax #crisis
Your new hipster boyfriend, headshot of next season’s guest star on Girls, or Young Joseph Stalin?
Big hair appreciation today! #texas #bighair #salonlife #bored